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Saturday, August 25, 2007

Camellia Rose the Southern Belle Tropical Fish

Oh Camellia Rose is a Southern Belle. She has been in fish beauty contests since she was just a little bitty thing and has bought new Maybelline waterproof mascara (you know, the one in the bright pink container) every three months religiously. She loves grits- butter, salt and pepper and of course her mama's fresh biscuits with honey.

We won't discuss her over-use of blush. Suffice it to say, it's hard to break old habits from the days of her beauty pageants. Luckily for us, her winners' crowns and trophies are in a locked case.

And just for the record, this is a fish story.